In part one we discussed the day of Christian Epiphany - January 6, a celebration of the scene from the second chapter of Matthew’s gospel in which Magi, sometimes called wisemen, having divined the birth of Jesus from reading the stars, deliver gifts of gold and two types of incense to the newborn Christ. I touched on its symbolic relationship to the situation in which the media and Biden administration unanimously called a seemingly managed spectacle ‘The Capital Insurrection’ - going so far as to compare it to Pearl Harbor and the terrorist attacks in September 11, 2001. All this while the same media downplayed the violent uprising, arson, murder, and looting across the nation in the name of Black Lives Matter, an self-described Marxist origination announcing itself on its homepage as antagonistic to normative Christian American families. BLM’s finances were overseen by Susan Rosenberg, a convicted terrorist responsible, along with a radical group of leftist feminists, for bombing a federal building - an incident that left a police officer dead. Her fifty two year sentence was commuted by President Clinton on his last day. While considering this- and the fact that BLM’s own co-founder stated their brand of hashtag propaganda and collective action were rooted in spiritual warfare- I feel it’s safe to say something stinks in here.
This is where it gets esoteric.
Using what I call Basic English Gematria we find the letters P and U - as in “P.Ū.” or “Pee You!”. We also see PÜ- as in “poo”, and PŪ as in a church pew or the sound children make when pretending to fire a gun - often an imaginary one made with their fingers- “pew pew pew” - are a loaded scatalogical joke on my sleepy ‘Christian nation’ so-called.
Nobody F’s with Epiphany?
P is the 16th letter of the alphabet while U is the 21st. Writing those numbers in sequence we get 1621, which can function as 1/6/21- the date of the so called insurrection on January, 6th 2021.
What can we come up with if we consider that 1/6/21 event with the manifold P-U’s.
1/6/21 : The date of the event
“Pew” The sound effect children give to toy gunfire
Pew- as in the long bench with a back seating a church congregation.
Poo - as in slang for feces
And “Pee You” - as in you stink
Poo Ops? Which Rabbit Hole?
Then it gets weirder going down the rabbit hole so to speak when looking back and thinking of Poo spelled backwards we get Oop, as in oops. Considering O is the 15th letter of the alphabet and I often see it used in this type of Gematria to symbolize the word IS; think of the overlapping OO of the vesica pieces as 1515 - or ISIS. Now we can see this thing IS OPS, as in psy-ops.
The MAGA Babble: “PEW PEW PEW!” AT THE PEWS
Shots fired at the congregation (making Christ look bad)
A Sea of Magi Hats and MAGA Bibles
Keeping in mind the encoded date and manifoldness of ‘P.U.’, then contemplating the very similar nature to the sea of MAGA hats at the capital to the revolutionist red cap of the Phrygians (and Jacobins) and the Magi wearing similar hats while delivering plenty of incense in eastern Christian art from the Middle Ages- it all feels a little too…. Poo.
This work maps onto what I’m addressing over at The Gnostic Reclamation Substack page in the Clown Christ Superstar series. That series will get another chapter which incorporates this Epiphany work as well as what we will discuss in the next chapter here- the deeply timeless and recurring phenomena of Jewish Scatalogical Humor.
For now I’ll ask you - are you Pew Girls or Woo Girls - shots fired or fired shots?
Suit up! for Pt 3 : Timeless Judean Scatatology






Typos have been corrected !